The newlywed wife Monica said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Nick, the husband, started glowing with happiness and kissing Monica purred, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
Monica smiled and added, "I'm glad that you feel that way, Nick, because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."
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